En todos los amaneceres hay un momento en que la luz flota y la magia es posible. La
creación contuvo el aliento.
En este punto vale la pena recordar las teorías a las que había llegado Ford en
su primer encuentro con los seres humanos para explicar su extraña costumbre de afirmar y reafirmar de continuo lo claro y evidente, como «Hace buen día», «Es usted muy alto», o «Así que ya está, vamos a morir».
The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
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The The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living.
Douglas AdamsYes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw them, and I knew what I had to do."
The sign read:
"Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
"It seemed to me," said Wonko the Sane, "that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.
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Боюсь, – проговорил он наконец, – что Вопрос и Ответ – вещи взаимоисключающие. Знание одного в силу самой логики исключает знание другого. В рамках одной Вселенной невозможно знание Вопроса и Ответа сразу.
Douglas AdamsHe had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject’s taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject’s metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject’s brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariable delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The Nutri-Matic was designed and manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation whose complaint department now covers all the major landmasses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system.
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