Five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of unreason and spewed up a pavement.
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For a moment he felt good about this. A moment or two later he felt bad about feeling good about it. Then he felt good about feeling bad about feeling good about it and satisfied, drove on into the night.
Douglas AdamsIt is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas AdamsThe mere thought," growled Mr Prosser, "hadn't even begun to speculate," he continued, settling himself back, "about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
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That ship hated me,'' he said dejectedly, indicating the policecraft.
"That ship?'' said Ford in sudden excitement. "What happened to it? Do you know?''
"It hated me because I talked to it.''
"You talked to it?'' exclaimed Ford. "What do you mean you talked to it?''
"Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it,'' said Marvin.
"And what happened?'' pressed Ford.
"It committed suicide,'' said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.
Marvin," he said, "just get this elevator go up will you? We've got to get to Zarniwoop."
"Why?" asked Marvin dolefully.
"I don't know," said Zaphod, "but when I find him, he'd better have a very good reason for me wanting to see him.
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In an infinite Universe anything can happen," said Ford, "Even survival. Strange but true.
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[...]tutta quanta la stanza era in ogni suo punto ugualmente piena di tazzine sporche, di scarpe e di posacenere pieni che si scambiavano ormai i ruoli l'uno con l'altro.
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The sky, from one horizon to another, from east to west, from north to south, was utterly and completely black.
Douglas AdamsThese muddles were as nothing to the ones which historians had to try and unravel once time trouble was discovered and battles started pre-erupting hundred of years before the issues even arose.
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