Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley They spat in the eye of beauty and bludgeoned their wait through the notions of aesthetics and aerodynamics. Vogon cruisers did not so much travel through space as defile it and toss it aside.

Eoin Colfer


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Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

Eoin Colfer

Tags: books



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Si je gagne, je suis un génie, si je perd, je suis fou.

Eoin Colfer


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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Eoin Colfer

Tags: humour funny



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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..

Eoin Colfer

Tags: humor the-wish-list



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Commander: What's that?
Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?

Eoin Colfer

Tags: humor



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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Eoin Colfer

Tags: humor h2g2 zaphod-beeblebrox



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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.

Eoin Colfer


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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?

Eoin Colfer


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this was business.

Eoin Colfer

Tags: funny genius mental bodyguard clumsy fairies-leprecon



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