What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"
"No, Julius. It's the end of the circus."
"I see. And these are the clowns?"
Foaly's head poked through the doorway.
"Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?

Eoin Colfer

Tags: metaphor circus

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How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’
‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

Eoin Colfer

Tags: humor

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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

Eoin Colfer

Tags: holly-short artemis-fowl foaly

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We lost the crickets.

Eoin Colfer

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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

Eoin Colfer

Tags: artemis-fowl-the-2nd last-guardian mulch-diggums

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Anything else, Butler?"
"The cosh, sir.

Eoin Colfer

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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counselors are nothing more than misguided do-gooders with degrees."
-Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer

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Orion to holly : im just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may i say young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction

Eoin Colfer

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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!

Eoin Colfer

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Holly: Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get twenty-four?

Artemis: I don't think Opal pays much attention to laws.

Eoin Colfer

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