Turn the light on so your aim is better," he said mildly. "All you did was waste a full beer.
Erin McCarthyWow. Getting sassy, aren't you?" "I am, aren't I?" I asked in amazement. "I didn't know I knew how to do that.
Erin McCarthyDoes this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice.
Erin McCarthyTags: innuendo sarcastic-humor
It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he told her. "All glitter and jizz.
Erin McCarthyI'm sure once he recovers from the muscle tone and tattoos he'll be fine.'
Good thing he didn't know about the penis piercing. That would give him a heart attack. Or the fact that I had seen the penis piercing.
Because Tammy is in there making like her feet hate each other, and they don’t
need us around for it.
Tags: erin-mccarthy flat-out-sexy
Suzanne glanced over at her, eyebrow raised. “Is there an anaconda?” she asked, like it had suddenly occurred to her she could be totally wrong.
Tamara should only be so lucky. “No, there’s no anaconda, I can promise you that.” Not even a garden snake.
Tags: funny erin-mccarthy flat-out-sexy
She'd stumbled into Norman Bates' attic. There in the bathroom was a gaudy heart shaped pink bathtub, and standing proudly next to it was a bear. Holding a clean white towel draped over his arm like a waiter.
Erin McCarthyHey! Give that back!" Panic started to set in. Ignoring the fact that I was only in my panties, I jumped up out of bed and grabbed at the sweatshirt, trying to pull it back to me. I couldn't lose it, I just couldn't.
But then his jaw dropped. "You're not wearing pants!" He slapped his hand over his eyes and let me pull the shirt out of his grip. "Damn it, put some clothes on."
That gave me pause, and might have made me laugh if I wasn't so freaked out. The demon from hell was unnerved by me being half-dressed?
Tags: humour darius erin-mccarthy liana the-coming-dark
No. I'm trying to think like a human, trying to decide if it's selfish to kiss you. If it's not in your best interest. I don't always understand how to be thoughtful."
He really did look like he was having an internal struggle over right and wrong. I could practically see the wheels grinding in his skull. "Here's a clue," I told him. "If I ask you if you're going to kiss me, it means I want you to, which means it's not selfish of you."
He frowned. "Are you sure?"
A demon with a moral streak stronger than any guy I'd ever met. Who would have imagined that.
Tags: darius erin-mccarthy liana the-coming-dark how-can-you-not-adore-him
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