Parzival 110,000 highscore
Ernest ClineI was obsessed. I wouldn't quit. My grades suffered. I didn't care.
Ernest ClineYou're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is.
Ernest ClineI burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.
Ernest ClineTags: humor video-games nerd
A river of words flowed between us.
Ernest ClineThe clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language.
Ernest ClineShe grinned. "Don't you want to build a huge interstellar spaceship, load it full of videogames, junk food, and comfy couches, and then get the hell out of here?" "I'm up for that, too," I said. "if it means I get to spend the rest of my life with you.
Ernest ClineThe rest of the trailer reeked of cat piss and abject poverty.
Ernest ClineYou could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog."
COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED
I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.
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