Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.

Gasmaskman

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There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments--lest that is one's career.

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All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.

Gasmaskman

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That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.

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Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?

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A woman of class never admits to her artifices.

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It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.

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Hope is the privilege of the weak.

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Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.

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I suppose belief is there to prevent people from thinking.

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