When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
George Bernard ShawI am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
— Churchill's response
Tags: classic-insult
What is life but a series of inspired follies...
George Bernard ShawIf history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
George Bernard ShawThe play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
George Bernard ShawTags: humor
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard ShawSelama masih memiliki keinginan, saya mempunyai alasan untuk hidup.
George Bernard ShawShall I turn up the light for you?
No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard ShawTags: humor
The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.
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