A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed.
George CarlinTags: living
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
George CarlinFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George CarlinTags: humor peace sex fighting misattributed-george-carlin
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
George CarlinTags: humor philosophy subjectivity descartes
The status quo sucks.
George CarlinThink off center.
George CarlinIs a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
George CarlinI'm completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
... These two institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them together is
certain death.
Tags: politics religion organized-religion
We are a nation of sheep, and
someone else owns the grass.
We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the fuckin' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin' great. It's been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn't goin' anywhere, folks. We are! We're goin' away. Pack your shit, we're goin' away. And we won't leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we'll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.
George CarlinTags: inspirational perspective humanity extinction pale-blue-dot
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