Matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
Graham ChapmanSir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Beldevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.
Graham ChapmanThe universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
Tags: humor
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Graham ChapmanKilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
Graham ChapmanTags: monty-python kilimanjaro
My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
Graham ChapmanIt's just a flesh wound!
Graham ChapmanTags: humor
We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!
Graham ChapmanI got better.
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