Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.

Graham Parke

Tags: humor philosophy funny breakdown mental quirky

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My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)

Graham Parke

Tags: humor apocalypse zombie

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It's finally happened; scientists claim to have discovered the very first person in history who doesn't like french fries.

Just imagine the implications!

Graham Parke

Tags: french-fries

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I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.

Survival strategies for the 21st century.

Graham Parke

Tags: survival

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Sometimes I'm so smart, I almost feel like a real person.

Graham Parke

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Do you ever feel that everything would be okay, if only you had an Irish accent?

Graham Parke

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