If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
Greg ProopsHonesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
Greg ProopsI don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that a lot of experience on stage and a lot of stage time gives you is the confidence to know that it's ok if they're not laughing every second you're up there. Although that's what drives me and I still go too fast a lot of the time.
Greg ProopsWhite pants should be worn on two occasions:
One, never.
And two, if you're selling ice cream.
Tags: white-pants
Wine me, dine me, Deep Space Nine me.
Greg ProopsTalking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
Greg ProopsI love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
Greg ProopsI work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.
Greg ProopsMm-mm, no, thank you, no, I don't want an enchilaaadaaa. Nor do I want a burr-eye-to. Or a tay-co. Or any other bizarre, unneccessary vowel substitutions.
Greg ProopsYou leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!
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