Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

Groucho Marx

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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

Groucho Marx

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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

Groucho Marx

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My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

Groucho Marx


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Eu não sou vegetariano, mas como animais que são.

Groucho Marx


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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Groucho Marx

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I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."
Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:

Groucho Marx

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Βρίσκω την τηλεόραση πολύ εκπαιδευτική. Κάθε φορά που κάποιος ανοίγει τη συσκευή, πηγαίνω στο άλλο δωμάτιο και διαβάζω ένα βιβλίο.

Groucho Marx

Tags: libraries βιβλιοθήκες



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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Groucho Marx

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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

Groucho Marx

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