The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Groucho Marx

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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Groucho Marx

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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

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I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.

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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication

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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Groucho Marx

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În spatele oricărui bărbat de succes se află o femeie, iar in spatele ei se află soţia bărbatului.

Groucho Marx

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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

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