Any place I hang my head is home.
Groucho MarxTags: groucho mustasches
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho MarxTags: intelligence government
I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.
Groucho MarxTags: lolita nabakov groucho-marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho MarxWhile money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Groucho MarxTags: money
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho MarxTags: humor superstition
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho MarxTags: funny
I must admit, I was born at an early age.
Groucho MarxThe only real laughter comes from despair.
Groucho MarxTags: laughter despair marx groucho
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho MarxTags: humor
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