Awesome."
"Awesome squared."
"Awesome cubed."
"Awesome to the power of infinity."
"The square root of awesome is-"
"-Asha." We finish at the same time and laugh.

Hannah Harrington

Tags: humor funny awesomeness

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-You were in jail? What was it like?
-Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.

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Tags: humor

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All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn’t be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty.

Hannah Harrington

Tags: humor truth girls beauty society funny fact makeup face plastic

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You can be surrounded by people and still be lonely.

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We've been caught in a wildly passionate, completely one-sided affair since freshman year.

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Boys. I will never understand them. Not even the gay ones.

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You know, the husband, John Bobbit, he formed a band after that whole thing. The Severed Parts," I tell him. "I'm pretty sure he did a lot of porn, too."
Jake just lies there, staring at me. The teasing in his eyes has been replaced with a serious, assessing look.
"What?" I say. God, boys are weird.
"How did you know that?" he asks. He actually sounds impressed.
"It's called the internet. You might try living in the twenty-first century sometime," I mumble.

Hannah Harrington

Tags: humor saving-june

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I’m still the same Chelsea Knot. Bow down, bitches.

Hannah Harrington

Tags: confidence pride dignity against-the-world

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I look past them toward Sam.
I want to run up to him. I want to tell him exactly what I'm thinking - what his grin does to me. How I didn't think my crazy, upside-down, discombobulated life could ever make as much sense as it does right now. That hate is easy, but sometimes love is easy, too. When you find it.
But then Sam turns around, eyes lighting up when he sees me, tilted smile spreading over his face, and it's like he knows everything. Everything.
And I don't have to say a word.

Hannah Harrington

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--¿Crees que ellos van a casarse?
--¿Dex y Lou? No creo que ellos crean en el matrimonio.
--¿En verdad? ¿Porqué no?
--Algunas personas no necesitan eso, ¿Sabes? Creo que sólo creen en estar juntos.

Hannah Harrington

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