All got really plastered after that. Was completely fantastic evening. As Tom said, if Miss Havisham had had some jolly flatmates to take the piss out of her she would never have stayed so long in her wedding dress.
Helen FieldingWhat is it about mothers and the phone which, immediately you say you have to go, makes them think of nineteen completely irrelevant things they have to tell you that minute?
Helen FieldingGirls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual).
Helen FieldingTags: humor truth friendship love
I mean, I haven't rushed to the answerphone once to see if anyone's aware of my existence in the world!
Helen FieldingTags: world alone bridget-jones mark-darcy
You see, things being good has nothing to do with how you feel outside, it is all to do with how you are inside.
Helen FieldingTags: humor life bridget-jones bridget-jones-diary helen-fielding mad-about-the-boy
On the night bus, I felt as though parts of other people were going into parts of me I didn’t even know existed. I felt like I was being more intimate with members of the night-bus community than I’d ever been with anyone in my whole life.
Helen FieldingJust back from canal ride on bike. Went really well until someone threw an egg at me from a bridge. Or maybe it was a bird which went into sudden labour. Will clean off egg, not do Boris Bikes any more and go to Obesity Clinic on bus. At least will be alive and clean when sitting on arse instead of dead and covered in egg.
Helen FieldingDecided to have a cappuccino and chocolate croissants on way to work to cheer self up. Do not care about figure. Is no point as no one loves or cares about me.
Helen FieldingI made my excuses and left, thinking, really, after a certain age, people are just going to do what they're going to do and you're either going to accept them as they are or you're not.
Helen Fielding...he picked me up in his arms, as if I was as light as a feather, which I am not, unless it was a very heavy feather, maybe from a giant prehistoric dinosaur-type bird...
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