Dancing on pointe...Why don't they just get taller girls?
Henny YoungmanI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Henny YoungmanI've got all the money I'll ever need. If I die by 4:00.
Henny YoungmanWhen you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)
Henny YoungmanTags: humor life-lessons
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny YoungmanTags: new-york-city
My grandmother is over eighty
and she still doesn’t need glasses.
Drinks right out of the bottle.
Tags: humor
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny YoungmanTags: humourous
When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading
Henny YoungmanTags: u-s-comedian
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