I really wasn't sure if I wanted this guy knowing where I lived. After all, he was wielding a baseball bat, and I had just seen him strike several people with that bat.

Holly Hood

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It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.

Holly Hood

Tags: funny sarcasm irony



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Stay away from that guy. He looks like a career criminal.

Holly Hood

Tags: humor life



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Nona needs a very dry martini.

Holly Hood

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Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case.

Holly Hood

Tags: funny-humor



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You're maybe eighteen. Your mother didn't love you enough so you decided to pierce your lip and brand your body to piss her off. You hang around this band because they make you feel like you belong. And most days you wish you were in a band of your own, but you know that probably will never happen." I met his eyes waiting.

I'm twenty. my mother has an assload of tattoos herself, she thinks its art. I have a lip ring because it turns girls on when I do this." He licked his lip, lingering on the metal for a couple intense seconds. My eyes fluttered with nervousness.

Holly Hood

Tags: love music wit memorable love-story amazing-moment



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I was debating on jumping and ending my despair over losing my best friend, but I decided to call you instead.

Holly Hood

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One, you moved here with your father, which means your a daddy's girl. No girl leaves their mother unless they are.

Holly Hood

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Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.

Holly Hood

Tags: life family funny sarcasm boonville



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I grabbed a robe and a fireplace poker and headed down the stairs at a snail's pace. I was sure I loved him, but I wasn’t prepared to be brutally murdered to save a man of his size. He was on his own. Unless of course, it was a mob of uncompromising zombies. Then I might have attempted to fight beside him. I shook my head, nearly laughing at this point.

Holly Hood

Tags: humor love



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