The best Quotes on Earth!

Rule number one that all girls must learn. If you’re told to lie down on the floor during a robbery or to
step inside a waiting car during a kidnapping, you’re not doing yourself any favors by cooperating. You’re
essentially handing the bastards a loaded gun and giving them express permission to shoot you in the head.

J.A. Saare

Go to quote

Rhiannon's Law #68: If you're going to fly by the seat of your pants, rock out with your cock out. The landing is going to hurt either way, and you might as well make an impression when you nail it.

J.A. Saare

Go to quote

Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot.

J.A. Saare

Tags: humor funny dicta

Go to quote

Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand.
"Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think so, All American Hero.

J.A. Saare

Tags: humor

Go to quote

You have a lot to answer for, love. I can't decide if I want to take you to my bed and bust that perfect ass of yours or rip off your clothing and take you here and now against the wall.

J.A. Saare

Go to quote

Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring. And damn, wouldn't that be a total fucking waste?

J.A. Saare

Tags: truth ja-saare renfield-syndrome rhiannon

Go to quote

The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee

J.A. Saare

Tags: ja-saare renfield-syndrome rhiannon rhiannon-s-laws

Go to quote

The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.

J.A. Saare

Tags: humor angels ja-saare renfield-syndrome rhiannon rhiannon-s-laws

Go to quote

Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?