They call me, The Sharkalator
James PattersonTags: funny sobriquet maximum-ride boasting nicknames name-calling gazzy
Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!
James PattersonTags: maximum-ride schools-out-forever
Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.
James PattersonTags: maximum-ride schools-out-forever
Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to,
James PattersonTags: fang
Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Have you been watching Oprah again?
Tags: humor
Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.
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Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.
James PattersonTags: humor nudge maximum-ride
Max!' Nudge cried, rushing over to hug me. Her thin arms gripped me tight, and I hugged her back, scratching her wings where they joined her shoulders, the way she liked. 'We were so worried—I didn’t know what had happened to you, and we didn’t know what to do, and Fang said we going to eat rats, and—'
'Okay, okay. Everything’s okay,' I told her. I met Fang’s eyes over her shoulder and mouthed rats? silently. A flicker of a grin crossed his lips and then was gone.
I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.” I turned to Fang. “What say you?”
“It’s fine.”
Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.
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