I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love.

James Patterson

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You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers.

James Patterson

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Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

James Patterson

Tags: funny-humor

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In this family, we always celebrate each other's birthdays. I don't care if you're four or fourteen or forty and scattered around the world. We gotta stick by each other, okay? And meals- as long as you live under the same roof, you have at least one meal a day together. I don't care if it's a dreaded hot dog in front of the dastardly TV as long as you're all there. -Maeve Bennett

James Patterson

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Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person.

James Patterson

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Just between you and me and the lamppost, Dylan could easily be any girl's perfect other half. If I didn't already have a perfect other half, I might have been thrilled with the gift of my very own gorgeous mutant.

James Patterson

Tags: dylan max

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Max:"So the first thing we're going to do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

James Patterson

Tags: dylan maximum-ride

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I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out."

Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I'd already made a huge enemy.

Dang, I'm good.

James Patterson

Tags: humor maxride fang maximum-ride

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Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!

James Patterson

Tags: fang maximum-ride

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Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas mask
Bbbbbrrrrrrrttthhhhhhttttttt.
'Mother of God, no!' Total cried, doing a fast belly-crawl to the pool and throwing himself in. 'You said it wasn't your digestive system!'
'What was that?' Dylan asked. He winced and threw an arm oer his nose and mouth.
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'Sorry,' Gazzy said miserably, but he couldn't help a tiny grin.
Nudge was clawing at a stack of towels to cover her face.
'Nice one, Gaz,' said Iggy.
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'Wait-that was Gazzy? Is that why you call him...Oh, crap,' Dylan said weakly.

James Patterson

Tags: humor farts

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