Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?"
I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?
Tags: humor
Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been
Tags: humor rock maximum-ride mamimum ride
Just because life is hard and always ends in a bad way doesn't mean that all stories have to. Even if that's what they tell us in school and the New York Book Review.
James PattersonIt's been said that love finds you when you're ready.
James PattersonTags: inspirational
Its been said that love finds you when you're ready," Lindsey Boxer in 4th of July.
James PattersonTags: inspirational
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!
James PattersonYou looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
James PattersonTags: humor love maxride fang love-struck max
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.
James PattersonTags: food
Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.
James PattersonBesides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.
James PattersonTags: hilarious
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