I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie
Janet EvanovichHave you eaten?' I asked Diesel.
When?'
Recently.'
No.
Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.
Janet EvanovichDamn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!
Janet EvanovichTags: grandma-mazur
Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke uo with a migraine this morning," Ranger said.
Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.
I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum
You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.
Janet EvanovichTurns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.
Janet EvanovichIt's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.
Janet EvanovichTags: sex-toy
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