I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

Janet Evanovich

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I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.

Janet Evanovich


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Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?'

That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.

Janet Evanovich


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Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?'
Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.'
Superheroes are make-believe.'
Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God?

Janet Evanovich


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The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.

Janet Evanovich


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You always did have a problem with undies. Remember when you wet your pants in the second grade?"
- Joyce Barnhardt

Janet Evanovich


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I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

Janet Evanovich


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Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.

Janet Evanovich


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I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

Janet Evanovich


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Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.'
There are some similarities.

Janet Evanovich


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