And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs."
Mr. Landowsky

Janet Evanovich

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I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate."
Grandma Mazur

Janet Evanovich

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Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.

Janet Evanovich

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You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid."
Salvatore "Sally" Sweet

Janet Evanovich

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Nice tackle, babe."
Ranger

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If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."
Ranger

Janet Evanovich

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Saved by the grandma"
Ranger

Janet Evanovich

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About that proposal, cupcake..."
Morelli

Janet Evanovich

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Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now."
Valerie - To the Nines

Janet Evanovich

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Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week."
Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Janet Evanovich

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