The day your kind stops killing each other over skin colour or which God someone prays to, I might believe that.

Jeaniene Frost

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A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny. Then the desperate hit man sends a ghoul after the girl to finish things up, my curiosity's piqued. That same ghoul ends up with his head cut off by a mysterious redhead . . . Ah. Now I'm interested.

Jeaniene Frost

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Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary.
-Cat

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Catherine! Get out of my way. I need to have a word with that thing."

Since she usually called Bones "filthy animal", I assumed "thing" meant Ian.

Jeaniene Frost

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I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

Jeaniene Frost

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I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not invited. (Bones)

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You’d better not be messing with me. I like you, but if you’re feeding me a load of shit just to get some action, I’m going to plug a big silver stake right through your heart.(Cat)

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Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)

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You know what your problem is, Justina? You're in desperate need of a good shag. "Not that I'm offering you one myself, mind. My days as a whore ended back in the seventeen hundreds."

The gin was abruptly sucked back into my lungs as I gasped. He did not just tell my mother about his former profession; sweet Jesus, let me have heard incorrectly!

I hadn't, and Bones went right on. "... But I have a friend who owes me a favor and he could be persuaded to... Kitten, are you all right?"

I'd stopped breathing as soon as he casually admitted to his prior occupation. Add that to the liquid stuck in my lungs, and no, I wasn't all right.

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You know, in addition to your mind-reading abilities, I may have absorbed some sluttiness from your blood,

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