I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.
Jeaniene FrostHe looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?
Jeaniene FrostDon't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.
Jeaniene FrostNow I am short on some props, and there isn't nearly enough time in one night to run through all the ways I've fantasized about taking you, but I promise you this..." His voice deepened, "You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.
Jeaniene FrostA vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise
Jeaniene FrostTags: sex classic hilarious night-huntress denise
I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade
Jeaniene FrostTags: classic hilarious night-huntress spade
Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
Jeaniene FrostTags: humor introduction
I wanted you to watch, so I stomped around the room to wake you before I got in the shower. Didn't you wonder why the light was on? It wasn't for me, I can see in the dark. And then I kept the water cold so the glass wouldn't fog.
Jeaniene FrostThen you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.”
The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?”
The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly.
I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he’d just conveyed.
Tags: humor
A hysterical human? Who hadn't seen that before?
Jeaniene FrostTags: spade
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