Do you always introduce yourself by insulting people?
Jeri Smith-ReadyTags: insulting
You obviously haven’t lived in D.C. very long if you think two and a half minutes is too soon to talk politics.
Jeri Smith-ReadyTags: washington-dc-politics
Jesus loves you.”
“Then how come he never calls?
No wonder these people don’t believe in evolution. It obviously hasn’t worked in their favor.
Jeri Smith-ReadyTags: evolution-humor
Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong.
Jeri Smith-ReadyTags: humor
I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.
Jeri Smith-ReadyTags: chicken
A spontaneous proposition deserves a spontaneous response."
"You gave me a spontaneous response when you said no.
This time of year," she said, "people’s consciences gnaw at them. They give away truckloads of canned goods and quote Dickens and wring their hands over the ‘less fortunate.’" We boarded the Metro and took seats perpendicular to each other. "But God forbid anyone should address why they’re poor in the first place, or try to change the structures that keep them poor. Then the ‘less fortunate’ turn into ‘welfare queens’ and ‘derelicts.’ But if I were a lobbyist whoring on behalf of some transnational corporation, I’d never hear the word ‘derelict.’"
"So when it comes to taking care of poor people," I said, "if Mother Teresa is the Hallmark card, then you’re the electric bill.
Tags: poverty
For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Jeri Smith-ReadyTags: pg-164
And then you two go and call attention to yourselves like this," Ian continued. "Holding hands in a pedalo, for Christ's sake. They must have been frothing at the mouth at the thought of you two reproducing, wondering if you'd give birth to some kind of metaphysically enhanced creature or a bottomless black hole.
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