The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.
Jessica ParkTags: life friendship
I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you.
Jessica ParkJulie crossed her arms. “I’m serious. Flat Finn can’t possibly go to school with her, right?”
“He already went to Brandeis so, no, he doesn’t need to repeat seventh grade. Although they did make him take a bunch of tests in order to qualify out. He barely passed the oral exams, though, because the instructors found him withholding and tight-lipped. It’s a terribly biased system, but at least he passed and won’t have to suffer through the school’s annual reenactment of the first Thanksgiving. He has a pilgrim phobia.”
“Funny. Really, what’s the deal with Flat Finn?”
“After an unfortunate incident involving Wile E. Coyote and an anvil, Three Dimensional Finn had to change his name.
Tags: flat-fin flat-out-love
I'm done peeing now."
"Thank you for letting me know.
Nobody gets their period for the first time and has a nervous breakdown next to a Kohler toilet. Men have such stupid ideas about menstruation, don’t they, Julie?
Jessica ParkI put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.
Jessica ParkTags: humour
At least I'm not a font nerd."
"A what?"
Matt smiled. "You know. People who love fonts. There are people who go to a movie and get agitated because, while the movie is supposed to be set in 1962, the restaurant awning shown in the background of some scene is printed in Arras Bold, which wasn't invented until 1991, so clearly the producers of the movie are insane and should be beheaded.
Matthew, confess now. Are you a closeted font nerd? Do you go to these conferences? I promise I won't respect you any less if you are. OK, fine, secretly I will, but it's better to get this off your chest and be who you are, than to live in deception. Hiding the truth will only cripple your emotional development"
"Well, I'm sorry to dissapoint you. I'm not a font nerd. You can email me in Papyrus and I won't care.
Thinks that twitter is like facebook's slutty cousin. It does everything dumb and whore-ish you're too responsible to do
Jessica ParkIt was always you. I thought it was someone else, but it was you. You were the person that I felt.
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