Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.

Jill Conner Browne

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If God wasn't mightily amused by our humanness, I figure he'd have wiped us out a long time ago.

Jill Conner Browne


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Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it to you is watching, after all. Don't want to hurt his feelings.) And if you don't like your life, CHANGE IT. It is all yours.

Jill Conner Browne


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What if, when you woke up in the morning, ALL you had LEFT was what you had thanked God for the night before?

Jill Conner Browne


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And he would say, “Y’all come when you can,” which was of no substantial pith or import, but then he would add, “Be particular.” Except he pronounced it “p’ticklar.” Be particular. That is, without a doubt, the Best Advice Ever Given in the History of the Entire World.

Jill Conner Browne


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The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or just a low-grad funk—seems normal and therefore acceptable. I just don’t believe that God intended for any of his creatures to be petted with sticks.

Jill Conner Browne

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It’s vitally important that you buy your own crown and declare yourself Queen, and then spend the rest of your life living into that.

Jill Conner Browne


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