If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

Jill Shalvis

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Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-"
“No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.”
Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.”
“No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.

Jill Shalvis

Tags: romance romantic-comedy

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I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

Jill Shalvis

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Tag opened the door to his knock, and with a look of disappointment, peered behind Wade.
"You got someone better coming over?" Wade asked him.
"Pizza," Tag said.

Jill Shalvis

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Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.

Jill Shalvis

Tags: romance humour funny romantic-suspense

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Hey,” Shayne said through the door. “You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop from out here. Can’t hear a damn thing.

Jill Shalvis

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And I specialize in fixing things up and restoring them to their former glory.”

She wondered if that talent extended to humans, maybe even humans who never really had a former glory.

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Experience is something you get… after you need it.

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Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, someone will hand you a shovel.

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But you make of it [life] what you can, and you do your best to enjoy the hell out of it, because it's the only life you get.

Jill Shalvis

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