Together they crawled through the attic space, looking for the source of a roof leak they’d discovered in the last bathroom. Jax was out in front,
braving the spiderwebs. Maddie was behind him, working really hard at not looking at his butt.
And failing spectacularly.
So when he unexpectedly twisted around, holding out his hand for the clipboard she was now holding, he caught her staring at him.
“I, um—You have a streak of dirt,” she said.
“A streak of dirt.”
Yes.” She pointed to his left perfectly muscled butt cheek. “There.”
He was quiet for a single, stunned beat. She couldn’t blame him, given that they were both covered in dirt from the filthy attic. “Thanks,” he finally
said. “It’s important to know where the dirt streaks are.”
“It is,” she agreed, nodding like a bobble head. “Probably you should stain-stick it right away. I have some in my purse.”
“Are you offering to rub it on my ass?
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are
taken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER
Tags: reality
Boner," Peanut said.
"Oh no," Jade said to the parrot. "No, no, no...you can't say-
"Boner"
"Oh G-d" Jade panicked. "Peanut-"
"Pretty bird," Dell broke in, smiling at the parrot and speaking low and soft. "Such a pretty girl, Peanut."
Peanut preened under his admiring tone. "Pretty Peanut.
Let's start with where you are,' he said. 'You're here.' Taking her hand, he pressed it to his chest above his heart.
Jill ShalvisShe's drunk dialing contractors. Someone should stop her.
Jill ShalvisIt's the kissing! The stupid kissing! It's like he kissed all the vital brain cells right out of my head!
Jill ShalvisI'm going to shoot somebody," Maddie said.
"Sawyer hates when people do that. It's a whole bunch of paperwork.
...But the problem is, people tend to assign you the role of the person you are at your worst, you know?
Jill ShalvisYou could start an argument in an empty house.
Jill ShalvisIf you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies.
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