Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Jim Butcher

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The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

Jim Butcher

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I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Jim Butcher

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Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!

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Polka will never die.

Jim Butcher

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Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

Jim Butcher

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I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.

Jim Butcher

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Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, deep in your heart, in your spirit, that it was never, ever going to get better? That something had been lost, forever, and that it wasn't coming back?

Jim Butcher

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Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.

Jim Butcher

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Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Jim Butcher

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