If I stay, they'll kill me... If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally.
Jim ButcherCrows," Maximus breathed. "Was that who I think it was?"
"Phrygiar Navaris," Tavi said, nodding.
"What was she doing here?" Max asked.
"Getting humiliated, mostly. Especially there at the end.
Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?"
"The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need some pants.
An inferior sense of smell," Marcus said, as if absolutely nothing of significance had happened, "is distinct from being told that one smells unpleasant.
Jim ButcherMany women have earned titles, Your Grace. It doesn't seem to have been a factor in whether or not they actually received them.
Jim ButcherYou never get a straight answer from captains. You should know that by now.
Jim ButcherDo you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar?"
Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at Varg.
"Monkey," Varg supplied, in Aleran. "And male-child."
"He called me monkey boy?" Tavi asked.
Give it to 'em!"
Take 'em down!"
First Aleran!"
Kick their furry--"
Assault formation!
This is what it look like when it WORKS?
Jim ButcherWe've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.
Jim ButcherTags: humor
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