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Have to? Of course you have to! But only because of you, Harry, won't rest until Voldemort is finished! Think now, for once, if you have never heard of the prophecy! What would you do?

J.K. Rowling

Tags: inspirational dumbledore

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As our listeners will know, unless they've taken refuge at the bottom of a garden pond or somewhere similar, You-Know-Who's strategy of remaining in the shadows is creating a nice little climate of panic.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: voldemort

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How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.
Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously.
"It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-"
"-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: humor family self-importance percy-weasley teasing

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Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: humor harry-potter sarcasm news dursley

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So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: exams-grades

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Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity.
"No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: harry-potter hermione-granger fred-and-george

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Nasty temper he's got, that Sirius Black.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: temper

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Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: first-sentence

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We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!