On and on they flew, over the countryside parceled out in patches of green and brown, over roads and rivers winding through the landscapes like strips of matte and glossy ribbon.
J.K. RowlingI knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?
J.K. RowlingTags: humor
Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.
J.K. RowlingTags: wit
You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly.
"What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron.
"What did you have to imitate her for?"
"She laughed at my mustache!"
"So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Tags: humor-mustache
Swish and flick.
J.K. RowlingTags: harry-potter sorcer stone
I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.
J.K. RowlingWhy are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!
J.K. RowlingTags: humor
Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!
J.K. RowlingTags: magic petunia-dursley wizards
Would it hurt to die?
J.K. RowlingTags: death
Neither can live while the other survives, and one of us is about to leave for good...
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