Marie Caroline Jensen, will you do me the honor of being my permanent bitch?

Joanna Wylde


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Just ’cause I’m the picture of manly perfection doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain.

Joanna Wylde


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I’ve never ridden a bike before.”
Horse leaned over and gave me a quick kiss on the mouth.
“Lookin’ forward to being your first, babe.

Joanna Wylde


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You’re all mine, babe. Knew it the first time I saw you. Couldn’t give you up if I tried.

Joanna Wylde


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Marie: So why are you called Horse?
Horse: Cause I'm hung like one.

Joanna Wylde


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Fuck, this is gonna piss you off and then you aren’t gonna let me stick my dick in you,” he muttered.
“Do you have to be so crude?” I snapped.
“Have you met me?”
“Who says I’d let you do it anyway?”
“Babe,” he replied in a low, rough voice, raising his eyebrow at me.

Joanna Wylde


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Gonna fuck you now.”
“Sure,” I whispered, dazed. “Not sure I’m gonna be able to participate too much, think you blew a circuit or something.

Joanna Wylde


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So why are you called Horse?” “Cause I’m hung like one,” he replied, smirking.

Joanna Wylde


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—¿Así que no vas a preguntar?
Lo estudié, entrecerrando los ojos. Tenía un mal presentimientos sobre esto. Pero las palabras salieron de mi boca, totalmente fuera de mi control.
—¿Por qué te llaman Horse?
—Porque me cuelga como a uno —respondió, sonriendo.

Joanna Wylde

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Horse: What do you think? Gotta go, church in a few
Me: Church?!?? Didn’t peg you for a church kind of guy
Horse: What we call a club meeting. I try to stay away from collection plates
Me: Don’t get holy water in your beer!

Joanna Wylde


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