Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.
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(yes I know funner isn't a word)
A day without the sun is like you know, night
If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, "Sometimes.
Joe R. LansdaleHallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff
Joe R. LansdaleDon't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.
Joe R. LansdaleYou need to read some Agatha Christie, man.
Why? Am I being punished?
Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.
Joe R. LansdaleTags: humor
It's over with, " Raul said, " You did all you could. You've got this tough-guy image. It's out of date. We fags, we don't have to do that. It's not in our makeup."
"What's in my makeup is in my makeup," Leonard said. "I'm a man. I got balls. So do you. I like balls. I like your balls, but I'm still a man and I got to feel like a man. Maybe I'm some kind of anomaly or something. I don't know. I don't get it. But I like a man acts like a man without thinking it's being a bully. I can't explain it him, Hap. Can you?
I get the whole lost-your-parents thing. Been there. But that don’t have to turn you stupid. That’s a choice, like wearing green stretch pants.
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