You couldn't hurt a fly."
Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless.
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What I like about cooking is that, so long as you follow the recipe exactly, everything always turns out perfect. It’s too bad there’s no recipe for happiness. Happiness is more like pastry—which is to say that you can take pains to keep cool and not overwork the dough, but if you don’t have that certain light touch, your best efforts still fall flat.
The work-around is to buy what you need. I’m talking about pastry, not happiness, although money does make things easier all around.
One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed.
Josh LanyonThe only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.
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It’s more believable that a cop would get involved in solving these murders. I mean, you’re talking about writing a series. How believable is it that this Hollywood gossip columnist is going to keep stumbling on all these murders?
Josh LanyonTags: irony josh-lanyon adrien-english-mistery
I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it.
Josh LanyonTags: humor josh-lanyon somebody-killed-his-editor
Love... doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen at all for some people
Josh LanyonAnd why is it the best looking ones are always straight?
Josh LanyonHave I ever told you, you look like Monty Clift? he inquired in a deep, seductive voice.
Before or after the accident?
You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.
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