I'm a big boy. I can take it.
You got into a fight.
I'm also stupid.
Tags: humor
How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.
Joss StirlingTags: dragon sarcasm-humor
Even geniuses could get things wrong-look at Einstein's unfortunate choice of a hairdresser.
Joss StirlingTags: humor geniuses wrongness
If there’s one thing I learned, it is that blood families can sometimes be the pits; it’s the one you make for yourself that really gives you a home and people to love.
Joss StirlingTags: friendship love family
The no-kiss rule starts when we’re home and I’ve found you a class,’ Sky said smugly. ‘Read the small print.’
Zed folded his arms and pushed back his empty plate. ‘She won’t last.
I wasn't thinking all of them—just Zed and Victor. Zed as the seventh son has a touch of most of our skills and can hold us together when we do a joint investigation. He’s a pain in the neck but a useful one.
Joss StirlingXavier, you have given me more grey hairs than all my sons put together.’ Saul frowned, then corrected himself. ‘To be fair, you and Zed. Just try not to add to them tonight.
Joss StirlingTags: humor family sons father
Think about it: the chances of meeting your other half are tiny. Most of us are doomed to knowing there's something better out there but we can't discover it.
Joss StirlingFine, I'll teach you,'
'Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's out to impress.
Wisdom you speak, Obi Tina.'
'None of that - I'm the one who gets to speak backwards - no, we're both wrong - that's the little green guy, Yoda.'
'You're right. So I just get to pout and act badly when you try and teach me anything.'
'Try channelling Luke rather than Annakin - the outcome is better.
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