Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn’t listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge.

Karen Chance


Go to quote


What the hell was he carrying this shit around for?” the second vamp demanded.

“It’s useful in making captures, subduing difficult prisoners.” Pritkin shrugged.

“Then . . . this is a weapon.”

“Yes.”

“But he was going on a date.”

Pritkin looked confused.

Karen Chance


Go to quote


My nose was running, I couldn’t see worth shit and my brain was still frozen in abject terror.

Karen Chance

Tags: humor



Go to quote


Before I left, I just wanted to say . . . thank you.” It came out a little strangled.

I thought about it for a moment. “You’re welcome?”

“Do you know what I’m thanking you for?”

Damn. I’d hoped he wouldn’t ask that. It couldn’t be for lunch, since we’d never had any. And I guessed we wouldn’t now, what with a possessed fridge and all.

“No?” I said, figuring I had a fifty-fifty shot.

Karen Chance


Go to quote


I looked up, but had to crane my head back, leaving the features above me wrong-side up. The clear green eyes were the same, and, unfortunately, so was the spiky blond hair. It didn’t look any better from this angle, I decided.

Karen Chance


Go to quote


—but they’re minor-level functionaries. They can’t do that kind of shit. And a demon can’t possess another demon—or a half, for that matter. So two plus two, okay? His other half ain’t Ahhazu, it’s incubus. And there’s only one half human, half incubus ever been recorded—”

“Maybe Pritkin’s birth wasn’t recorded.”

“Bullshit. You know damn well who we got—”

“Don’t say it.”

“—next door, and John Pritkin ain’t his—”

“I’m warning you.”

“—name. It’s motherfucking Mer—”

“Say it and spend the rest of your life in the Jurassic,” I hissed.

Karen Chance


Go to quote


Pemphredo had been about to crawl off, but at that she came back and settled down, brushing off her filthy shorts. Deino crossed her legs. Enyo stopped picking at her fingernails with a knife and put it politely away. I kind of felt like I should be serving tea.

Karen Chance


Go to quote


Forgive me, Cassie, but Jonas Marsden is hardly an example of well-adjusted behavior!

Karen Chance


Go to quote


They don’t eat that much.”

“In comparison to what? Starving marines?

Karen Chance


Go to quote


Look,” I said, trying to reason with him despite extensive experience that this rarely worked. “This isn’t a great time. I have my inauguration—”

“Coronation.”

“—coming up,

Karen Chance


Go to quote


« first previous
Page 11 of 23.
next last »

©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab