Don't be so openminded your brain falls out.

Karin Gillespie


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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Karin Gillespie


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Church Parking Only.
Violaters will be baptized.

Karin Gillespie


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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.

Karin Gillespie


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Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.

Karin Gillespie


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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.

Karin Gillespie


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The higher the hair, the closer to God.

Karin Gillespie


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Beware the high cost of low living.

Karin Gillespie


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When someone gets you hot and bothered, turn on the prayer conditioner.

Karin Gillespie


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My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.

Karin Gillespie


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