Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.
Katie MacAlisterJust because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.
Katie MacAlisterI was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.
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Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy
"I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy
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Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes
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How many toes did I have when we left London, does anyone remember?" Jim asked, examining its feet. "I think one is missing."
"Stop fussing about a missing toe. We have more important things to focus on, like finding Drake and saving him from whatever trouble he’s in," I answered, straightening my clothing and zipping up my heavy parka.
"Oh, man, I am missing one! I know I had four on this foot! What sort of place was that company you used, demon-haters or something?"
"Budget Teleporters is a perfectly good company. Didn’t you listen to their warning about keeping your arms and legs in the portal at all times?
Jim eyed me for a couple of seconds, then got off the bed and went to curl up on the pile of blankets I'd
arranged as its bed. "I don't suppose you'd care to lend me a couple hundred euros?"
I pointed at the wall. It turned its back to me so I could get into the nightgown Perdita had lent me. "You
are not going to bet on me. Or against me. No betting whatsoever.
Got that?"
Jim huffed and settled down for the night. "You sure do know how to take all the fun out of life. Bet you
even made Drake use a condom.
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I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.
Katie MacAlisterHe says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who,
exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going to be back, but suggests we put
off the wedding for a few days. The rotter! How dare he just zoom off and not tell me where
he’s going, or who he’s going to help, or what exactly he’s up to!”
Yeah, how dare he go out and be all heroic and stuff when you want him here slobbering
over your big boobs.
I love you, hugs
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