I said home."

He laughed again. "You didn't say whose." Furious and too tired to deal with any more faerie crap, I opened my mouth to tell him exactly where to take me and where he could go after that. I wasn't sure a faerie could obey a command to go to hell, but I was going to find out.

Kiersten White

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-'Perhaps you'd better watch your back, stupid glowy golden faerie man whore.'
-'That didn't make any sense.'
-'Good. Now maybe I can join your club.

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Marry me. Nay, marriage will cost us precious moments together. Let us make sweet, passionate love right here. Let me bear your children.”
A primal growl signaled Miss Lynn getting over her shock at being thus addressed. She lunged forward; Jack deftly rolled off the bench, jumping up out of her reach.
“Goodness, I didn’t expect you to be quite this enthusiastic about my advances. If I don’t play hard to get, how will I ever know whether or not you respect me?

Kiersten White

Tags: funny funny-humor hard-to-get

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She stared at him in that vapid, intoxicated way employed only by women under a vamp's control. Or the way I sometimes got when faced with cupcakes.
Mmm. Cupcakes.

Kiersten White

Tags: evie paranormalcy supernaturally

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Wake up,' a voice like water rippling over rocks whispered in my ear.

Kiersten White

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That's more like it. You're much prettier when you aren't talking. True of most people, I've found.

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Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?

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The only life I want is one with you.

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I sighed. I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want it to be all sexy, too. And, trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. I mean, sure, their glamours can be pretty hot, but the dry-as-bone corpse bodies shimmering underneath? Nothing attractive there.

Kiersten White

Tags: ya-urban-fantasy ya-fantasy young-adult-fantasy young-adult-lurban-fantasy

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Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had to carry separate weapons for every paranormal I took out, I'd be dragging around a full luggage set. Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine's pink with rhinestones. Tasey and I have had a lot of good times together.

Kiersten White

Tags: ya-urban-fantasy ya-fantasy young-adult-fantasy young-adult-urban-fantasy ya-comedy young-adult-comedy

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