Myth: Garlic repels vampires.
Truth: Try telling that to my dad.
Myth: Vampires don't eat.
Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey.
A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your editor are reasonably happy with how it is and you go with that. Left to our own devices, a writer would endlessly fiddle with a book, changing little thing after little thing.
Kimberly PauleyTags: writing
The best defense is a confusing offense.
Kimberly PauleyTags: humor relationships tactics
Ernie greets us again and slaps some glasses on the bar. A young-looking guy in the back of the room mutters something about "damn Cullenist" loud enough for me to hear. (Well, me and everybody else, since we've all got superhearing.) What's he talking about? What did I--oh wait, yeah, those vampire books with the sparkly vampires. Great.
Kimberly PauleyMyth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?
Tags: hummor
Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins.
Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.
Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages."
"Why?"
"Just dont. Trust me."~George and Mina on the beach, from Sucks to be ME.
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