Are you calling about the ad?"
"Ad?"
"For the gently used Bentley for sale. It has zero miles!"
Well, that explained the backward driving.

Macrieve

Kresley Cole

Tags: nix-the-ever-knowing macrieve

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Bashful? She and her friends made Girls Gone Wild look like a quilting circle.

Kresley Cole

Tags: mariketa

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Doona worry, I’ll take care of you.” He grasped her hand in his. “You’re going to be all right.”

Chloe’s gaze drifted to Loa. “That a snake?”

Loa said, “She keeps death away.”

Chloe blinked those big eyes up at him and whispered, “Wish that was the weirdest thing . . . I’ve heard tonight.

Kresley Cole

Tags: humor

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I suppose that now you'll want to sleep with me?Alas big guy I'm taken.'
'No. you're not,'Regin said.
'Am too,' Nix said. 'Mike Rowe, the star of Dirty Jobs, is soon to realize I'm his beloved.' She sighed dreamily. 'He even got his lawyers to contact me on the pretext of a' she made air quotes 'restraining order.

Kresley Cole

Tags: nix-the-ever-knowing

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I don’t know about you driving. What if your beast comes out? I don’t think he’s got a driver’s permit.” In a weird voice, she said, “He don’t even have his license, Lisa.”
“Who’s Lisa?”
She blinked at him. “Weird Science? Never mind, crypt keeper. I’ll shoot you a YouTube sometime, through this thing we youngsters like to call ‘electronic mail.

Kresley Cole

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The Empress doesn't get collared, or caged, or tortured. How artfully she beckons, how perfectly she punishes....

Kresley Cole

Tags: kresley-cole poison-princess

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She could read the phone book and make it sound erotic.

Kresley Cole

Tags: humor-néomie

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Psst. Minion. I need these laundered. Very little starch. Don’t just stand there gawking or you’ll anger my good frenemy General Wroth. We’re like this.

Kresley Cole

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Why am I letting you comfort me?” He stared over her head. Because I’ve made sure you have no one else to turn to.

Kresley Cole

Tags: love manipulation anger deceit confusion

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Should I have held them down and poured boiling water over them until they talked? Really, I’d like your expert advice.

“Of course not. You would use boiling oil.

Kresley Cole

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