He'd always had a joke for Francis in the confessional, a 'sin' that could be counted on to cause a young priest to grin behind the safety of the wooden shield. Bless me, Father, for I put tuna in the chicken salad.
Kristin HannahThose are exactly the kind of memories I try to avoid, but they're like abestos: invisible and deadly. You need special gear to get rid of them.
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Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out."
Comfort: "At your current weight, I'd need some sort of catapult.
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Quit pouting, girl. All a Milquetoast ever gets is wet.
Kristin HannahMadelaine: I guess it's up to you to carve the turkey.
Angel: Come on, bro, show me how to carve up this bird.
Francis: Start at the breast, Angel. God knows, you should know how to do that.
Angie: "How do I pitch these ideas to her?"
Mira: "From a distance, preferably wearing body armor.
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Conlan: "She's not Sophia."
Angie: "She's somebody's Sophia.
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Lauren: "Can I ask you a question?"
Angie: "Generally that's a question one should say no to. Often hell no.
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Mr. Lundberg: "I asked you for your position on capital punishment."
Student: "Prone.
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You look great," he said.
It made her smile, even if it was a lie. "I'm as big as a house."
He laughed. "I like houses. In fact, I'm thinking about architecture as a career.
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