Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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Nice, nice, very nice-- So many different people in the same device.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.


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The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, pas, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tags: death



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Make me young, make me young, make me young!

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tags: youth



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Господи, дари ме със спокойствието да приема нещата, които не мога да променя, със смелостта да променя нещата, които мога и с мъдростта винаги да мога да разбера разликата между двете.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.


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How nice-to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tags: society living



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Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.


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But I replied that what made being alive almost worthwhile for me, besides music, was all the saints I met, who could be anywhere. By saints I meant people who behaved decently in a strikingly indecent society.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.


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Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.


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