It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.
Lemony SnicketThere are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them.
Lemony SnicketFirst impressions are often entirely wrong.
Lemony SnicketSummer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.
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Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.
Lemony SnicketWhat you don't read is often as important as what you do read.
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That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...
Lemony SnicketIf you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.
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Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?
Lemony SnicketI have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches, so don't expect me back until dinnertime.
Stephano, Gustav's replacement, will arrive today by taxi. Please make him feel welcome. As you know, it is only two days until the expedition, so please work very hard today.
Your giddy uncle,
Monty
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